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college student. history nerd.
native clevelander.
doctor who.
sherlock.
musicals.
titanic.
community.
starkid.
adventure time.
parks & recreation.
bloody bloody andrew jackson.
american civil war.
mortal instruments.
les misérables.
benedict cumberbatch's face.
mozart l'opéra rock.
caledon hockley.
dead white guys w/ three names.
whatevz
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off;
Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
(Source: bluevein)